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September 6th, 2011


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05:05 pm - My Busted Backpack And The Bum With Bad Timing
I think some rude woman told me to "shove my cigarette up my ass" today, but I'm not sure. All I could make out was the word "ass." My backpack BUSTED (Yeah the one my landlady gave me the other day is now BROKEN already) earlier out in the Kroger parking lot, spilling my groceries all over the ground. I'm pissed, of course, while picking them all up. I've got a cigarette hanging from my mouth and this woman comes up to me and asks if I have a "spare" one. I was really pissy and said, "No I'm not giving you a fucking cigarette." And that's when I heard her say something to me having to do with "ass." LOL. She might have been offering me HER ass for a smoke, but I doubt it.

What kind of person asks a complete stranger for a cigarette while they are on the ground picking up their damn spilled groceries?

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From:parlet
Date:September 6th, 2011 11:40 pm (UTC)
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Sorry to hear about the grocery brouhaha, but isn't this good news because it means you can now use your other backpack that you love without guilt?
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From:tacowerewolf
Date:September 7th, 2011 09:41 pm (UTC)
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Yes, that is one good thing to come out of it, Parlet! I can wear my backpack of choice now! It's funny because I had my old backpack for over six years. It was raggedy toward the end, but it was functional. I've had this new inferior landlady backpack, what, a couple weeks and it's already hosed. It reminds me of the difference between Brett Favre and Aaron Rogers in regard to durability (as far as consecutive start streaks go) which is the perfect segue leading into tomorrow night's premier NFL game with the Packers/Saints. Woo Hoo!
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From:parlet
Date:September 8th, 2011 02:47 am (UTC)
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Let's geaux Packers!

(See what I did there???)
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From:tacowerewolf
Date:September 8th, 2011 11:27 am (UTC)
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Yes, I did indeed neauxtice! hahahaa!
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From:flame_song
Date:September 7th, 2011 02:31 pm (UTC)
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A person who sees others more as requisites than living beings???
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From:tacowerewolf
Date:September 7th, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
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Yes, Flame Song that would, unfortunately, be the correct answer! Insensitive and self-serving people who need to support their own dirty habits!
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From:flame_song
Date:September 8th, 2011 12:43 pm (UTC)
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Unfortunately, there's quite a lot of that kind of people to be found all over the world...
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From:merlinwon
Date:September 7th, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
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I gotta start cherishin' my cigs more. Last week on one of the bus stops.. had a woman ask me for one.. then at another bus stop.. a guy walked by and asked a bunch of us.. pretty bad there on the streets!!

<3

If you ever so let me bum a ciggie.. i'd let you smoke my white owl! :p

XoX
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From:tacowerewolf
Date:September 7th, 2011 09:38 pm (UTC)
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Oh, God, Randy, there are areas of town where if you stand around with a cigarette in your hand or have them showing in your front pocket, you are almost guaranteed to attract a bum in less than five minutes. UGH, outside of the public library downtown is awful! They already get free books, computer use and DVDS there so they think they are entitled to free Marlboros too! LOL!

NOOOO! White owls have ScArED me ever since watching "THE FOURTH KIND"!! Hahahaha!
From:slabyyduz
Date:November 1st, 2011 02:33 pm (UTC)
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Plain and simple! I like your work!

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From:dick_lash
Date:November 4th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC)
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I've never seen a hobo quite like you on the railroad tracks. Put your panties on, and behave!
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From:dick_lash
Date:November 4th, 2011 01:32 am (UTC)
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Have you ever considered that this valuable "information" just might be the source of your disturbances?

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